Meet The New Face Of JCrew (Or What Should Be Anyway)

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Surprise y'all, it's a big-ass beautiful dick—dressed-up all preppy like. In what ought to be a promotional video for the classic menswear brand, Spitface, the gracefully named owner of said big pretty dick, beats out his second wad of the day. If only we could get a load of the first.

Seriously, who wouldn't need to have these clothes after watching a hot piece like this released from underneath them? We'd buy those shorts. Better yet, we want this very pair off our new crush Spitface. We'll start the bidding at $200. Make that $700 if he wipes that handful of cum across the back. OK, OK, $1,000...and a handful of magic beans, but that's our final offer.

second time today (xtube)

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