Cybersocket 2013: Paddy O’Brian Will Sweep “Best Pornstar” Category

It's November, which means you're probably looking forward to the holidays and concocting excuses to avoid spending them with your extended family. It's alright though—you can drink yourself into a stupor and look forward to the most important holiday that's coming up: the day of the Cybersocket Awards!

We love the Cybersocket Awards because they give some of our favorite pornstars bragging rights for a full gay year, which is almost 25 years in hetero time, and 100,000 years in pornstar time. We already predicted Bryan Cole for a sweep of the Best Newcomer category, so we're tackling the biggest of them all this week: Best Pornstar.

That's right. It's an all-encompassing category that lines hopefuls up against each other to prove which one is officially the best. This is basically the presidential election of gay porn.

Best Pornstar- "Who is your favorite pornstar?"

We've never felt so torn! And we're counting that time we tried triple penetration. Don't ask.

There's a lot of worthy names peppering this category this year, but the nature of the beast forces us to pick just one. Runners up may include International stud Jonathan Agassi, pint-sized Men.com powerhouse Johnny Rapid, and one of our newer Fleshbot boyfriends, Cameron Marshall. Like every category, some of these names have us scratching our heads. Tommy Defendi? Really? Ick.

If you know anything about Fleshbot though, you could probably see our top pick coming from a mile away. We choose Paddy O'Brian. Just the sound of his name makes us precum, and we've spent countless nights living our fantasies vicariously through the lucky bottoms that get to feel him inside.

Paddy O'Brian is going to take this title because he fully embodies everything a pornstar should be. Paddy is a MAN, simply put. We like uninhibited, masculine men that fuck hard and rough—even if they're totally straight. His body is gorgeous, and that thick cockney accent drives us mad. Paddy is Best Pornstar because he's everything we've ever wanted in a man.

And just in case you need some help with casting your vote, check this out:

He popped Jay Roberts' Men.com cherry, and spoke like a filthy English asshole:

He fucked our boyfriend, filthy cum slut/whore/pig/nasty bitch Ray Diaz:

He fucked Marco Sessions in another scene from Bashed and Furious. This is where he met his über hot buddy, Paul Walker, whom Paddy convinced to do gay porn. Score!

This GIF. Are you fucking serious? This is a competition?

Here's the video of the above GIF. I mean. Come on, guys:

· Vote for Paddy O'Brian to be Best Pornstar at the 2013 Cybersocket Awards! (CybersocketWebAwards.com)

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