Give the Gift of Naked Jocks With the Warwick Rowing 2013 Calendar

It's always tough to find appropriate gifts for everyone on your holiday shopping list. Whether they've been naughty or nice, you can always count on extended family members and coworkers to be wildly unimpressed with your gift selection. This year, instead of stocking up on candles and scented soaps for last-minute gifting, be the life of the party by handing out homoerotic keepsakes that make everyone feel uncomfortable.

When in doubt, calendars stuffed with naked straight guys will satisfy even the pickiest Christmass queens on your list. You can't really waste money when purchasing semi-nude photos of lightly-posed sportsmen (unless you're buying the Rodiney Santiago calendar), but if you're going to buy in bulk, we suggest settling on the Warwick Rowing 2013: Brokeback Boathouse calendar.

Why is this calendar the best? These straight boys are British. The calendar doesn't have a British accent, but the boys do in this behind-the-scenes teaser video. Try not to drool while watching them frolic in the grass, jump in the water, and huddle up in the buff while cupping hands over their packages and complementing each others' asses. "We wear a lot of lycra," says one of the boys—a statement that's exponentially hotter when pronounced "weh wea uh lot ov lye-crah."

Straight jocks taking their clothes off for a homoerotic photoshoots isn't a new concept, but every time you watch this tease, you'll feel like it's the first time.

· Warwick Rowing 2013: Brokeback Boathouse (Vimeo.com)

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