Mystery Muscle Stud Pulling Pud and Stealing Hearts

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Without even having seeing his face, we could easily spend the rest of our lives in the company of this mystery jock. We'd pull him down the aisle by his big raging hardon, obviously.

Xtube user 8cats has the body, dick, even the tattoos of a bonafide adult star, yet he's content to live and beat off among mortal men (possibly with 8 cats crowding his apartment). We think he ought to ditch the kitties and join forces with a life partner who can make him a star. It could be like a spin-off of The Bachelorette, but you know, with porn so we'd actually have a good reason to watch.

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