Five Tips to Make Your Horny Frat Bros Cum Back For More

November 21, 2013
BRADFORD-MATTHEWS

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Very little is known about the elusive boys of Kappa Gamma Cum Fuck Me, the secret sex-starved Arizona State fraternity that operates on raw cum loads, beer, and good old-fashioned college rape. Where do they come from? Do they fuck girls? How are their multiple man whores compensated? Whatever happened to the dude they drugged, raped, and left on the side of the road?

Perhaps the most burning question of all is the one I've pondered the most. How does one become a FraternityX frat bitch? New cocksluts appear in almost every new scene on this website, so there has to be an active recruiting process, right?

Unfortunately, I have yet to discover where and how to apply to become a Professional Frat Boy Cock Servicer, but years of examining the hazing rituals of this filthy fraternity have provided me (and now you!) with a cheat sheet on how to nail an "interview" at the FraternityX frat house, or any frat house for that matter. If followed precisely, this list of tips will surely work on any college frat bro in the country.

1. When being fucked by five of your closest frat bros, remember to "shut the fuck up." Seriously, bro. We're all straight here, and the last thing this frat house needs is your awkward femme howls while these straight dudes drop their loads in your ass.

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2. Don't stop unless directed to. Whether it's a too-big dick wrecking your asshole or a hard pole down your throat, don't even think about trying to reject the cock you know you love until you're passed off to another frat bro or finished with a five-man facial. If someone has to remind you to put a dick back in your mouth, you're probably going to fail this test.

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3. Don't fight it. Trying to ward off a group of horny college dudes is a losing battle. Once you find yourself face down in a pillow while five dudes take turns on your hole, just take it like a man.

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4. Do NOT fuck with the beer in the fridge. One of the most common ways to get gang-fucked at the FraternityX pad is to mess with the beer supply. Pizza and beer can be exchanged like gold in this house, so if your sticky paws are reaching for a cold brew that doesn't belong to you, you'll quickly be fucked and axed.

5. Take as many loads as possible. Once you're in, the slightest fuck-up will leave your ass out on the curb with the rest of the bottom bitches that couldn't take the heat. There are hundreds of boys in line behind you for that hot, raw frat cock, so enjoy it while it lasts because you won't find a fuck this easy once you're gone.