Two Out Of Three Ain’t Bad, Especially If One Is A 9-Inch Fat Cock

April 4, 2014
JOE-SPUNK

I've heard porn producers say that you need three things to be a porn star: good looks, a hot body, and a big cock. I've also heard that there's some leeway, i.e. you may get away having two out three. And a huge cock trumps everything.

When Lucas Entertainment announced in December that they signed Aussie stud Michael Lachlan to an exclusive deal, I didn't get it. Sure, he's got an eye-popping huge cock – 9 inches and mega thick – but I don't find him particularly good looking. Do you? Still, watching Seth Treston and Addison Graham trying to feast on it in Gentlemen 11 gets my nuts churning. I sure wouldn't refuse an opportunity to kneel at the eighth Australian wonder. And I guess that proves the two-out-of-three theory.

But the problem with guys like Michael Lachlan is that while their huge cock generates a lot of enthusiasm, few cocksuckers can do it justice. Neither Addison nor Treston can even swallow half of Lachlan's fatty, so it's a good thing that they're both on lip duty. But the good news is that we'll be treated to a line-up of eager bottoms at Lucas Entertainment wanting to give Lachlan's monster meat a whirl, and that could be hot to watch.