90s Hunks Trade In Their Mullets For Washboard Abs

The 90s were a gay old time, filled with Zubaz, Doc Martens, and of course, mullets, that most ubiquitous hairstyle of the 90s. US Weekly (link below) has gathered some of the formerly mulletted greats together for a photo shoot. While Stamos and Mario Lopez are too big for this kind of thing now, the notable absence of Lorenzo Lamas and Kato Kaelin is inexcusable.

That's right it's David Chokachi, Joey Lawrence, Ian Ziering, and Antonio Sabato, Jr. It's like the worst issue of Sassy ever. Don't get me wrong, these guys are all a thousand times better looking than me, but this really feels like the world's worst case of also-ran syndrome. Give me David Charvet, Ted Wass, Luke Perry, and Costas Mandylor any day of the week. In fact, now that photo shoot has to happen. 

Speaking of happenings, what the fuck happened to Joey Lawrence's face? It looks like they replaced him with a sentient version of his Madame Tussaud's dummy. Even photoshop can't fix his otherworldliness...

Via US Weekly