Craig Roberts From New Series Red Oaks Has A Nice Dick

October 7, 2015
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It's getting harder for original programming on cable and streaming services to get ratings without showing penises and balls. Viewers and their hungry hippos crave dick, and in recent years networks are lining up to cram you full of them. Nom! Amazon Prime is stepping up its penis game in hopes of competing with penis competitors such as fellow streaming service Netflix and cable heavyweights HBO and Showtime. In 2013 the online retailer got serious about original penis programming, letting viewers vote on which pilots will go into production. Shocker, cock wins again, and on October 9th Steven Soderberg's Red Oaks will air on Amazon Prime.

Amazon Prime's Red Oaks

You've probably seen Red Oaks star Craig Roberts in about a thousand things, including that Submarine movie and 22 Jump Street, but you've never seen his red oak. Call me crazy, call me a dreamer, but I honestly think dicks and balls can look hotter when stuffed behind thin, wet, white fabric. Especially in this case because if that's how thick Craig's dick is when wet and cold, I imagine with a little bit of friction it could be a real tonsil tickler. Basically, I just love the look of this dick.