You Will Weep for the Beauty That is This Dick

You know that magical moment on a date when you finally get to search it / find out how hard you gotta work it? Could you even imagine going home with today's gorgeous uncut cock and huge balls? I think it's safe to say you would put your thing down, flip it, and well, if the mood was right, reverse it. I still remember the feeling I got on my third date (so basic I KNOW) with this guy who would end up being my BF when I first realized I was dealing with a coke can. Just thinking about that moment gets me flustered. It's like Christmas morning but better because it's a huge dick! While an injection from today's delicious uncut cucumber would be just what the doctor ordered, it's just a blessing that we can watch it squirt that thick batter over and over again from the comfort of our own bathroom with the faucet turned on so my roommate can't hear me home! 

Via xHamster