Jersey Shore Airplane Dick Tease, And Be Honest, Have You Masturbated On An Airplane?

Today's internet porn Jersey Shore airplane tease got me to thinking (just call me Carrie Bradshaw): How many of you have masturbated on an airplane? I honestly think that the vibrations on planes, or the air pressure, or the erotic shapes of sounds, or whatever get men all wet and bothered, but I want to know how many of you actually do something about it and go for that sweet sky-bound lavatory load!