We Want To Give Pierre Michel Lasogga An Ass Massage, Too

German soccer player, and downright sexy fuckin' beast, Pierre Michel Lasogga gave quite a show to all the fans in the stands while getting an ass rub on the field during a huddle. 

We can't help but be a bit jealous of the guy who got to give him the rub, but we're more than willing to help with the tug if the opportunity arises. 

H/T: Instinct