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Grindr Fails: Police, Meh Bottoms, and Family Plans

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Grindr Fails: Police, Meh Bottoms, and Family Plans

Oh, Grindr, we could never leave you. Even with all of the hookup apps out there, we somehow always came back to Grindr. The messages alone are worth it. Some of y'all are crazy in the app world. We will never run out of content for Grindr Fails. LOL.

Um, nothing like fulfilling a prison fantasy. But is this a bit too far? Well, at least you know he has handcuffs if you want to spice things up in the bedroom.

Anything goes on Grindr and you never realize how small circles can be on the app. This guy just happened to run into the other guy's husband. Reviews are clearly mixed. LOL.

That moment of hope when someone can finally host. And then this happens. Why is it so hard for Grindr gays to host?

While using Grindr, you have to be completely clear with certain details. We can get a little kinky. Woof!

We don't slut shame anyone but some of y'all need to start keeping a journal. LOL.

Some tops still don't realize what a bottom has to go through in order to prepare for a trip to PoundTown. How long does it take you to get cleaned up?

And tops, on the other hand:

Imagine bringing this guy to your family reunion and he's been with most of your relatives? Awkward!

The gays on Grindr can shade anyone more effectively than sunglasses. Burnnnn!!! And P.S., who hums Beyonce at the Walmart bathroom anyway? Is that a mating call?

Hey, at least this Grindr gay is trying maintain some diversity!

Oh, how quickly we can jump from relationship to relationship. Ouch!

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