Being The Middle In A Threesome: Do It Right!

Being The Middle In A Threesome: Do It Right!

Hey, Sexy Bitches!

It's been a bit since I got on my slutty megaphone to drop my latest sex tips and tricks. Let's just say I've been busy taking tips and turning tricks, if you know what I mean! Well, I'm back to drop my thoughts on being the middle in the threesome. I've been getting a lot of emails about threesome sex, and so I need to get in here and make it clear. Hey, middle in a threesome - do your goddamn job! I haven't set the bar high in threesome sex just for some of you lazy bitches to lower it. LOL. Now, I'm not talking about throuple relationships, I'm not talking about polyamory. I'm literally talking about fucking with two other guys, and you're the invited guest. Are these two other guys boyfriends? Are they just two other horny guys on Grindr? Who knows? Who cares? This is about doing the deed and being the best middle you can be.

Unless otherwise communicated, and you are being called in to be just the top or just the bottom, you are the creamy center of an Oreo. Double stuff. And be prepared to be double-stuffed. Ha! The key to a successful session of threesome sex is equality. Like the perfect triangle, each corner has to hold its own. It can't be all tops, it can't be all bottoms, and it can't just be all sucking each other. Someone, you if you are the invited middle, has to take it for the team and come into the session ready to give and take. Clean that dick, clean that ass, and get in there and make it happen.

Most of us gays are getting threesomes wrong. If two guys are taking turns plowing a bottom while the other watches, or if one guy is sucking one stud while getting fucked, that isn't entirely a threesome. A threesome means there is a top fucking a guy who is both getting fucked and fucking another. There's the top, the middle meat giving and receiving, and the bottom. That is a proper threesome sandwich. Yum. Even if you aren't chosen as the middle, that is how the configuration should end up if you are having a true threesome.

As a middle in a real session of threesome fucking, you need to be able to stay hard while getting pounded, and you also need to have the stamina and hip strength to endure movement from both sides. I can't express how important rhythm is. Moving your three bodies in synch is essential for this to work, or someone is going to get a bent dick. It helps if the top starts fucking the middle guy first, and a set rhythm is established. Once it gets going, the middle sandwich can penetrate the bottom, once they are comfortable and situated on the top's dick. Changing pace during this session is also key; varying up the movement intensity will make for a fun and passionate time. Work up to an intense thrusting motion between all three parties.

Just giving my expert advice - yours truly is often called in as a middle - doing it on your knees, quasi standing up isn't the best position, even though we see it in a lot of porn. Knees can start to ache, and if you are of different heights, some dicks will be at an angle, or a hole won't be positioned properly. The best and easiest sandwich sex is on your side, grabbing onto the waist of the guy in front of you.

If you have a strong core and are coordinated, you can try a position borrowed from porn that looks hot and can be fun. The top sits at the bottom, the middle rides his cock with his legs straddling the top, the bottom climbs on top and puts his feet on the legs of the middle to get some stability. This might take a few attempts, and be aware of your partners' body cramping up.

So go forth and make me proud, but, yes, if you are a true middle in a threesome, you've got to be a great verse.

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