
This Show Off Freeballer Is Hung and Heavy...
Gird your loins...we have a hot new column as our gift to you this holiday season. Many of you thirsty guys have told us you want us to feature more freeballer action. Your wish is our command, and we love doing the research for this one. In this column, we will feature hot guys who are hung and bold, freeballing their jock, flopping around without a care in the world, not caring who is staring at their hung man meat. We love the tease of seeing a thick VPL, hinting at what monster meat is just under that fabric. This week's edition is curated by IG: @Johnmtmr, who clearly loves showing off what he's got. And we love looking.
What would you do if you saw this stud walking around the gym, showing off that swinging dick? What would your pick-up line be?
They say less is more, but when it comes to this freeballer's bulge size, more is more. Look at that anaconda all wet and heavy, perfectly outlined. That looks like more than a mouthful.
This freeballer is not shy at all. Walking around in public, he doesn't care who notices that his dick is flopping around, unrestricted by underwear. Excuse us, sir, do you have a permit to carry that thing around?
Are you bold enough to be a freeballer? Look how walking around showing off that bulge adds to his swagger. That is some alpha energy right there.
That water doesn't seem to be too cold because there is no worry about shrinkage with this hung stallion. He's getting wet in the water, and we are getting wet right here. Wink, wink.
This freeballer should avoid the produce section at the grocery store. He is going to make the bananas jealous.
This caption says to dream big and work hard. Um, he's got the big and hard part down pat. Can we have a taste?
If we saw this freeballer working out at our gym, we'd fall off the treadmill. We are sure he is very popular in the locker room. We'd volunteer to spot him any day.
And it looks like this freeballer has other hung friends he hangs out with. What is the name of this gang? The Third Leg? How do we join? Is there an initiation? We'd gladly apply.
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