Grindr Fails: Is Everyone On the App Just Hungry?

Grindr Fails: Is Everyone On the App Just Hungry?

Ho Ho HOES! The holidays just seem to make everyone hornier. With more horny energy comes more Grindr messages. With more Grindr messages comes more crazies out of the woodwork. We love looking through Grindr Fails. We are glad to know that we aren't the only ones getting strange messages. Ha! Here's a collection of some Grindr messages that will make you shake your head.

Sometimes logging onto Grindr is like opening the fridge when you aren't really hungry, and you're just staring into the abyss, not really finding anything that strikes your fancy. And sometimes, we are hungry and horny at the same time.

 

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This Grindr message is sad because it's true. Sigh.

 

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Ok, some people are just weird. Look how many miles away this cray-cray guy is. We won't even travel more than five miles, no matter how big that D is. As if!

 

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Third time is a charm? Um, no. Get the hint, buddy.

 

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We aren't sure which of these guys is stranger. We can only imagine what a bedroom smells like that has 17 cats. It seems the other guy isn't even looking for D. What gives?

 

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Who says chivalry is dead? LOL. We actually don't mind someone getting down to business. Who needs all that small talk anyway?

 

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Hey, they say lead with your best qualities. This Grindr guy is taking that literally. Let's hope his D is as big as his ego.

 

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It's got to hurt to be passed over for a soggy sandwich. Oy.

 

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Damn, is everyone on on the app just hungry? We have never seen so many food lovers on a hookup app.

 

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What does this guy want, cartwheels? Calm down, bitch!

 

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Ho, Ho, HOE from us to you and the crazies out there in the dating world!

 

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