The Horny Hookup Data from Squirt Unloaded 2025…Kinky!

The Horny Hookup Data from Squirt Unloaded 2025...Kinky!

We all have a pretty good idea of how horny we gays can be. But it is funny to see that as collected data from hookup apps. Last week, we shared that Grindr released its user data in terms of popular searches, cruising spots, and top and bottom demographics. Well, this week, Squirt released its popular report, Squirt Unloaded for 2025. Let's just say there was quite a difference in the data. Squirt is notoriously more naughty and straightforward than Grindr. Grindr is a bit more vanilla in its approach, and some gays are allegedly using that app to "network." Sure, Jan. But guys on Squirt are ready to do just that, squirt! Here is some fun data that the app shared. What are your thoughts?

According to Squirt, Mondays are the most active days to hook up. Not surprising. Nothing takes the Monday blues away like a good fuck session. LOL. Mondays are pretty busy for us, though. Who has the time to get on the apps? Now we are jealous. The top city for bottoms is Los Angeles (yes, we can attest to that, where are the tops???), and the top city for tops is Sydney, Australia. And yes, Australians are stereotypically hung. We can attest to that, as well. NYC has the most verses.

Ok, now for the horny cruising data. According to Squirt users, the cruisiest cities in the US are Chicago, Los Angeles, Philadelphia, Atlanta, and Fort Lauderdale. Can we pat ourselves on the back? We've successfully cruised in each of those cities. And where do all of us thirsty gays want to cruise? The most popular places (in order) are bathhouses, outdoor trails, parking lots, bathrooms, and gay bars.  The only place we haven't hooked up yet is on an outdoor trail. Hiking? No, thank you.

Ok, now to the nitty-gritty. The most kinky things we liked to do were groups, exhibitionism, jockstraps, BDSM, and roleplay. Yes to all, please! Although, are jockstraps a kink or merely a fashion necessity? Group action is getting more and more popular, and we say, the more the merrier!

Where do you put your cum? According to this Squirt report, you blew your load down someone's throat, in a creampie, on his face, and on his chest. His chest? How boring? Spitters are quitters.

The most popular sex positions were doggy-style (aw, the tried and true), missionary (yawn), cowboy style, side-by-side, and frotting.

When you are looking at porn to blow your wad, you are probably watching bareback (does anyone make condom videos anymore?), orgy, amateur, public sex, and dom/sub action. Yes to all the above.

How close does this data match your likes? We think Squirt hit it pretty much on the head. Yay for us horny gays!

Here's the full Squirt report.