Dylan Efron As Sexy Santa Is Roasting Our Chestnuts

December 15, 2025
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Dylan Efron As Sexy Santa Is Roasting Our Chestnuts

Have you been naughty or nice this year? At Fleshbot Gay HQ, we believe in being both. It is no secret that we can't say no to a Sexy Santa. We will sit on his lap and wiggle away, gifts or no gifts. Making the rounds this weekend on social media, the twunky Dylan Efron has gone viral for his new campaign with Yahoo (yes, they are still around). Just in time for the holidays, Dylan is our Sexy Santa, showing off that amazingly ripped body in holiday fashion. He can deck our halls any time he wants to!

Check out that body. Does he have any body fat at all? Sigh. We are drooling over him as we reach for another Christmas cookie. Look at that chest, and that hot fuzz over that body. Hot damn, we need him to come down our chimney.

Dylan Efron as Santa in a new commercial for Yahoo Mail. pic.twitter.com/lNeKdxWlJi
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Yahoo knows what they are doing. Thank god they left his shirt open for those abs to show off. The video portion of the campaign is called "North Swole." Yeah, they must have at least one gay person on their marketing team. The video zeroes in on Dylan lifting candy cane weights. Excuse us while we go change our stocking, ours is wet. We then get a bird's eye view of this glorious body doing bench presses. Dylan's muscles are being put to the test, and that magnificent chest heaves in and out. Those sparkling blue eyes hint at mischief. Dylan, can we ride your sleigh?

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The campaign is trying to push Yahoo email. Again, yes, Yahoo email is still around. While we aren't ready to switch our email just yet, this muscle stud is getting our full attention. Congrats, Yahoo, you are going viral! We don't like to compare Dylan to his brother Zac because Dylan has shown us, through his appearances on Dancing with the Stars and Traitors, that he can hold his own in the celeb department. But, to be honest, his stunning good looks remind us of twunk Zac. Sigh, we miss him.