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Well, it's the beginning of awards season, and that means the announcements of nominees for this, that, or the other. The Golden Globes were announced earlier this week and that means lots of men and the accolades that follow them. What we're interested in is those golden peachy globes that follow them everywhere they go, and where have they flashed their wares? Some have gone nude in the titles they were nominated in, and some in other projects. So, let's take a look at who's shedding clothes and dropping trou, shall we?
All clips and pics courtesy of Mr. Man.
Unlike apparently everyone else on the planet, I wasn't as enamored with this version of Mary Shelley's story. But I can be a bit of a novel purist, and when director Guillermo Del Toro gets so much right in this flick, why did he have to stray from the source material as much as he did? Of course, what he gets so right is the occasional showing off of his stars' bodies. Jacob Elordi as The Creature is still hawt under all that makeup, and Isaac as Frankenstein, seen here fresh from a tub, gets to show it off unencumbered by visual effects.
Without a doubt, one of the best films yer boy Hank here saw all yer. This racially charged vampire flick (oh, spoiler, there are vampires!) that also works as a bit of a musical is lush and vibrant and electric. It has audacity and gravitas to spare, and that anachronistic "musical genres through the ages" segment is the greatest thing you'll see committed to film to come out this year. Also, star Michael B. Jordan as twins is all kinds of pretty to look at when he strips down to his sweaty skin!
Ok, this is where the Golden Globes always gets weird, because you'd be hard-pressed to call some of these comedies. Of course, they think The Bear is a comedy, so there ya go. But here we go with the nominees:
The ubiquitous Chamalet didn't go nude for his nominated role in this biopic of 1950s ping-pong player Marty Mauser, and his pursuit of fame, but he does, of course, show all kinds of ass in that movie where he fucks a peach thinking about his older BF played by a real-life cannibal fetishist. (Google that shit!)
As with Chalamet, you have to look elsewhere for Clooney's ripe peach as his nominated role in this story about an aging actor taking a close look at his life's choices keeps him pretty well clothed. So we have Solaris and Clooney's rising moon!
One Battle After Another is a sheer crime-ridden, dizzying, chaotic joy to watch. And like many of his past characters, DiCaprio plays an absolute rogueish mess with style and aplomb. Here he is banging away at Margot Robbie on a bed covered in money in Wolf of Wall Street.
The former Mr. Uma Thurman is nominated for his role as the real-life "omnisexual" Lorenz Hart, half of the musical writing pair of Rogers and Hart, who shortly before the film's start had split up, with Richard Rodgers teaming with Oscar Hammerstein and celebrating the opening of their musical Oklahoma!. But let's take another look at Hawke cozying up to former beau Pedro Pascal in the gay Western short "Strange Way of Life."
So, it must be a thing that once you reach a certain level, you stop going nude, is that it? As with most of our previous nominees, Byung-Hun keeps his clothes on in his nominated role as a disgraced paper mill employee who will go to criminal lengths to reattain his former glory and paycheck. Directed by the always fantastic Park Chan-wook (Oldboy), it's a biting black comedy and social satire. Nominated star Byun-hun gets our mouths watering in this security strip scene in the action comedy Reds 2.
The current Mr. Kirstin Dunst has never really been anyone's top-listed sex symbol. He was always seen as a chunky, doughy kinda schlub, the kind of actor who easily disappears into a role due to his Everyman plain looks. But he's a shockingly underrated actor whose star has continued a steadily upward trajectory, capable of exuding gumption and devotion in the face of all sorts of threats to his livelihood (Fargo, season 2) or terrifying menace (Breaking Bad). And he has trimmed down and shaped up quite a bit in the last year or so, as seen in this scene in the political thriller series Zero Day starring Robert De Niro.
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