Grindr Fails: Hung Bottoms, the Straights, & Unhinged Gays…Oh, My!

December 9, 2025
ALEXANDER

Grindr Fails: Hung Bottoms, the Straights, & Unhinged Gays...Oh, My!

Oh my, my! Grindr during the holidays is a different kind of crazy. Yes, we are thankful that the number of fresh faces (and other body parts) increases during the holiday season. Hot guys are visiting their families, they are traveling with their open relationship boos, and the holidays make everyone a bit frisky to stay warm. We are all for it. Of course, we know that the increase of fresh faces also means the increase of crazy gays. There's just a scientific proportion of crazy gays to hot guys that we have to put up with on the app. Honestly, the crazy messages tickle us. We love seeing them, and we love sharing them with you. This edition of Grindr Fails is curated by IG: @GrindrMeme

We know so many hung guys who don't top. WTF??? Is that a joke from god? It should be classified as a hate crime.

This next top seems to have a lot of baggage. First of all, there is no profile pic. Second of all, his intro message needs some work. Third of all, it's all just a mess. But that is a funny autocorrect. We could all use some hope and hole!

Gurrrllll...there are so many crazy gays out there. A 40-year-old who can't host? Red flag! Also, we love comparing dick sizes, but family members? The straights on Grindr need to do some tutorials before they hit the app.

You know those Grindr messages that start cute and playful and then spiral into something like a dumpster fire? Check out these next messages. We think it's cute when someone has youthful energy. Cars and dinosaurs? Sure! But then it gets unraveled. This guy probably does have dinosaur sheets at the very least.

First, the straight girls are coming for our bars and our go-go boys. Now they are coming for our men on Grindr?!?!?! No, Flo. Go away.

Gay romance comes in all kinds. Is this flirting, or just odd? We can't tell. Smash or pass?

It is true, there seems to be a shortage of true tops on Grindr. Tops, come out, come out, wherever you are! Some gay out there must have the superhero power to change a bottom into a top! XXX-Men!

There is relationship drama, and then there's relationship drama. Um, this seems like a whole lot of crazy we don't need. AND! He's less than a mile away? Hmmm...