AI Bears: I Don’t Care They’re Not Real

When I first started stumbling across AI art, it was because others on my FB feed were posting things they found or created with whatever program they'd been toying around with. And no, I didn't know that what I was looking at wasn't real. i just thought they were really great photos that were super touched up. Hey, how would I know? I never heard of AI! And damn were these dudes hot! Of course, I know better now, and have started following a couple of pages on Instagram of "my type of guy" created by AI artists. And yeah, those "dudes" are still friggin' hot! I'm talking about Bears, of course, but now these Bears are in every fantasy location and position, article of clothing, and fantasy world you could think of. One such page is IG: ai4bears, featuring images of guys and couples that tend towards the bigger Bear.

Now, I ask you, how could you not want to nuzzle up behind a beefy, furry butt like that as he's grinding around for you, smashing yer junk up tight against him as you wrap your arms around him and hold him close. Then start droppin' to your knees and go in for a whiff and a lick! Really makes you wonder what's waiting for you on the other side!

Oh, so that's what that emoji means! This is a good example of how sexy and humorous can intertwine and feed off each other. That look he has at the end and the silliness of this make it all the more sexy!

I have to admit that I've always had a soft spot for blue-collar dudes. Road crews, construction guys, electrical pros, even the guys who show up to my regular job to work on the HVAC system and refrigerators and freezers at the store always get my head turning every which way as I try not to be too obvious in my ogling. This guy above, with that low-slung tool belt and open vest revealing his copious amounts of fur...ugh..."yer killin' me, Smalls!"

Superman? How about SuperDaddy!

What most of us wouldn't have done for a Coach-Nerd kinda stud like this leading a classroom of bored teens while yer boy Hank here is in the back of the class, trying to hide his raging boner! One can only imagine what it would be like to be asked to stay after class, either for some extra tutelage or, preferably, some light consequences for bad behavior. I'd be the worst one in the class!

The artist also does a really nice job depicting couples, usually in passionate embraces, looking longingly into each other's eyes, or best yet, simply staring at each other with blank expressions. As if you don't know their relationship, and maybe these are two strangers who caught the other staring and, in mutual looks of quiet defiance, are daring the other to make the first move, with either a kiss or a fist.

Head to IG: ai4bears for the full collection!

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