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We gays will sexualize just about anything. And when it comes to our love of horror films, we'll even sexualize the villains in those films we love. A werewolf? Ravage me. Jason Voorheese? Just another hot blue-collar dude hanging out in the woods in his coveralls. Leatherface? I lvoe me a dude with some bulk on him! But nothing comes close to the sex appeal of a vampire, and especially Dracula. Sexuality is so ingrained into this character, from the fancy European castle to the dapper clothing, his need to get his mouth all over you and suck you until you swoon...I mean c'mon! The sex scenes and innuendos are part and parcel with who he is! So for this spooky season, we thought we'd take a look at some sexy vampires who show more than just a mouthful of pretty teeth!
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When I was young, my dad took us to see a new Dracula movie. Dracula, released in 1979, blew me away. I probably already knew I was gay, but damn, when Frank Langella started flashing his chest, cutting his pec to let his lady feed on his blood, then basically banged her as they floated in the moonlight, well, I didn't need any more convincing that male flesh was what I craved. He doesn't show much, but he dripped male sexuality, and every straight woman and gay man in that theater was wet as Spring!
Oh, poor long-suffering Angel. This brooding hunk from the wildly popular TV series starring, um, some blonde girl, who cares, craves to be human again with his soul returned, but that means falling into a romance he can't consummate lest he lose his soul and revert back to being an evil vampire. Instead of a good vampire. Stupid gypsy curses! Angel gets thrown all over Kingdom Come and back, thrown into hell by his GF, returns, only to land in a spinoff working for the Devil. I mean a group of lawyers. Boreanaz would later star in a successful series called Bones. Bones huh? Yummy!
I have to admit, I was not a fan of this show. And I shoulda been! Grew up in New Orleans, love horror, lots of queer content. But for some reason, I found it all quite boring. Unless someone like Skarsgård was on screen, doing his Skarsgård thing! With that ass! Of course, this is nothing like what we're going to see him doing when his BDSM power-play biker romance Pillion is released next February!
Why are vampires so friggin' sad and brooding all the time? And hot! He's not my type, but Pattinson peeling off his shirt as he exists a church isn't the worst thing I could look at today. This list would be incomplete if I didn't include something from one of the most popular literary franchises known to man. Wait, it's broad daylight. Is that why she's running all slo-mo to him? Maybe I should watch this flick.
Anne Rice's titular novel and its many sequels created a vampire world dripping in Euro glitz, more brooding night dwellers, and one precocious young blonde girl trapped in a youth's form with very adult vampire lusts. Homoeroticism ran throughout the books, and the TV series simply amped up the explicit visuals. Such as this scene with Reid and Anderson, which starts off as a threesome, but the dudes are all like "hey, let's ditch this chick!" Also, did you know vampires float when they fuck?
Speedman is the only one to flash some ass in this gorgeous-looking piece of monster trash. Vampires, werewolves, humans, all vying for control, with a little bit of nighttime nookie!
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