The Art of Rimming According to Chad

The Art of Rimming According to Chat

Hey Sexy Bitches!

Seems like we need a refresher course on rimming ass. As someone who is a proud slut, I get more of my fair share of hot hookups. I'm a proud power verse, but truth be told, I enjoy the bottom side just a tad more. What I really love is to be rimmed. I don't know what's going on, but lately you guys are doing a terrible job. I lay there ass up, thinking of a million other things because some of you don't know what you're doing when tonguing a bubble butt. I don't believe in the saying bad sex is better than no sex. Um, no. I have a hot ass, treat it like royalty and don't poke your tongue in it like a dead fish. Geesh.

The thing about rimming as foreplay is that it is the perfect way to woo your bottom. Spending time pleasuring your man's ass is the key to a bigger orgasm, closer intimacy, and a decrease in anxiety. A good rimming session will put your bottom at ease and get them relaxed and ready to take a dick. A bottom has to go through a lot just to prepare for the moment, and then deal with being pounded, and then having an aching hole after. The least you can do is pay homage to your bottom and spend some time focusing on just him. Tops who don't bother spending time with a good foreplay session of rimming are a no-no.

That being said, some guys are just not into rimming - giving or receiving. Just communicate with your partner and see what their comfort level is. The worst thing you can do is fake being into rimming. It makes for a terrible session and deflates the whole hookup. Don't force yourself into it; if it's not your thing, just communicate that and focus on some other foreplay.

I don't know about y'all, but I love a good clean sweaty ass, like right after a workout. Musk and clean sweat turn me on. But hygiene is a must. You have to be cleaned out, even if you are into a bit of sweat or man smell. If you aren't cleaned up, bacteria can easily be transferred during a deep rimming session. You don't have to douche as much as you think, but a good shower with soap and water around your anus is a good idea about an hour before your hookup. As for the giver, you need to be aware of any cold sores, mouth sores, or gum bleeds, as this can also be transferred.

Dear rimmers, don't just poke your tongue in and out and call it rimming. Just don't. A good rimming session will be a mix of licking, kissing, and tongue fucking. Move your tongue around, don't just make it hard like a little finger poking in. That's annoying. Really vary up your routing and try a few different motions, rhythms, and intensity. Also, kiss and massage our ass cheeks. Licking from the hole all the way down to the dick is really hot. Don't make it frantic and all over the place. Take your time and really connect with your bottom and feel out what makes him groan. Start slow and then work your way into the hole. Build the anticipation. Do a ring around the hole with your tongue, some hole kissing, and then dive right in. Get us all wet and worked up, and we will be more than happy to take your dick.

Try different positions. While doggy style is tried and true, there are other fun poses you can do to get good access to a guy's hole. The spread eagle and face sitting are my other two favorites. Having a bubble bottom sit on your face and smother your lips is so hot. Try reverse ass sitting as well, banging his balls against your chin as you shove your face between those cheeks. Really grab on to our cheeks and run them while you are doing the deed. But trying different positions will open up your bottom more and add some spice to your rimming routine.

Above all, take your time and show your bottom how into his ass you are. Giving him that special attention will open up his hole and heart and make him wild for the next session.

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