How Your Man Kisses Tells You What Kind of Guy He Is
Heya, Sexy Bitches!
They say you have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince. Well, your boy Chad has had plenty of practice. Still no prince. But being a certified slut, I have honed my kissing skills by being around a lot of lips. Like, a lot. From all of my research, I can tell who a guy is right away by the way he kisses. I can tell who is gonna be a good boyfriend, who is going to be terrible in bed, or who is going to be a bag of red flags - all from the way he kisses. Here are my thoughts, gathered from years of experience.
Bold Lips
There's the guy who will make the first move, regardless of the time or place. He leans over, grabs your head, and locks lips in a confident and powerful way. It might take you by surprise, but you succumb to his advances. This guy is charming and knows who he is. It is so sexy when someone takes control and doesn't care who is watching and leads the way. The downside? He might have a bit of an ego, and he will be in control when it comes to deciding where to eat, where to vacation, and what to watch. You will find yourself being a little submissive, even if it isn't your nature, just because he takes control without question in such a sexy alpha way.
Bad Kisses
Unfortunately, there are bad kissers out there. Nothing about the way they kiss you works. It's their breath, it's their tongue action, it's their messy lips; the whole thing is a mess. You try and take control and turn it around, but this guy is just hopeless. You find yourself rolling your eyes, just wanting him to stop. Unfortunately, you need to run away from the bad kisses. These guys will never learn how to kiss, and their lives are probably a mess, and you will never be satisfied. Don't waste your time.
Overeager
There are the kisses that are too hard, too frantic - these are overeager kissers. They grab onto your lips and go in a million different directions, trying to give you tongue and lip action without any clear path or rhythm. They suffocate you with their kisses, and you are merciless to the barrage of their saliva-filled action. Don't mix this up with passionate kisses. This is just too much energy too quickly. These guys are needy, they will cling on, and they will cum in two seconds once you hit the sack. Run.
Bashful Lips
There are kisses that will be gentle and loving. These are nice, especially during the winter, when you crave cuddles and romance. These kisses are cute and warm your heart. BUT. These guys will always be romantic, but not very adventurous. These are not the guys who will try a threesome or sex toys. You may be wooed by their romantic ways, but ultimately, you might get a little bored. This kind of guy would never have sex on a whim while you are out. Sometimes we crave closet sex when at a house party - this guy wouldn't be into it.
Tipsy Kisser
There's the guy who turns into a Casanova after he's had a few drinks. He goes from business banker to sloppy kisser after two vodka sodas. He may flit from guy to guy, locking lips. His kisses will be all over the place and a bit messy. Before you think this is a bad thing, it can also be fun. The tipsy kisser means he knows how to undo his tie and let loose and let his fun flag fly. This guy will be fun in life and in bed. You may wake up with a hangover, but you would have had a good time. Just be aware of the tipsy kisser who doesn't know how to put the bottle down. Everything in fun moderation.
The Perfect Kiss
There are guys who will give you the perfect kisses. They know the right amount of tongue-to-lip ratio, they have a good rhythm, and they know what to do with their hands while they are kissing you. As good as this sounds, you may be dealing with a serial dater. It is too perfect, too practiced, too calculated. He has years of experience and knows what to do to impress you with his skills. It may be perfect in nature, but it may be lacking some actual passion.
At the end of the day, kissing should be spontaneous, and go with the flow in terms of setting a rhythm and style with your boo. Matching the other guy's movements and energy is key. When that one guy comes along who knows how to kiss, that's a keeper. When you know, you know. You can't teach someone to be a good kisser, and chemistry leading up to the kiss is key.
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