Grindr Fails: DL Guys, Lawyers, and Size Queens

October 2, 2025
ALEXANDER

Grindr Fails: DL Guys, Lawyers, and Size Queens

It's been a hot minute since we visited some of our favorite Grindr Fails. Are all you hookup gays acting proper all of a sudden? We need more Fails! LOL. The gay dating world is wild, and knowing that practically every Grindr user gets some weird messages makes us feel normal because, yes, we do get our fair share of crazy messages. So keep them coming in, they always bring a smile to our faces! Sometimes we need a break from researching bubble butts and big bulges. Just kidding. Enjoy this round of dating crazies on the prowl!

We love gays on Grindr who are career-minded. It shows ambition and resourcefulness. Being a housetwink definitely has its work perks...but is it a long-term job? We all age eventually.

There are many of us gays on Grindr who can multitask and can manage to log in to the platform while being anywhere. This next one, though? Gotta love the sanctity of marriage!

There seems to be a lot of family action happening on the app. Um, ok? Hey, a lot of us gays are momma's boys...but handing our Grindr over? Um, no. But honestly, we need to change our location because we absolutely need to find a lawyer who is 9.5 inches. We want to get into his briefs!

Talk about a teacher's pet. Although we have also been tempted to correct some of the messages we get.

Honestly, when some of you gays ask for dick size, would it hurt to complete a full sentence? And yaaaassss to using pop divas to spruce up a message. Thank you, Madge!

We love a good bareback joke!

This next exchange is actually very cute. A fun pickup line will always be a good start to getting into our pants.

Hey, we love our hot twunks from across the sea. Czech Hunters is certainly a vibe, and we love those hot, uncut studs stripping down for cash. It's a honest day's work!

Um, we think he wanted to see your dick, my dude. But we love the funny response. Religious gays tend to be more faithful...even on Grindr.

Haven't we all had our cop fantasies? We aren't going to lie. When we had a run-in with the police (it wasn't major, so calm down), we did get hard when they frisked us. Hey, we are just human!

We love DL guys on Grindr because they are usually unknowingly so UN DL, it's funny. Yay body jewelry. He's probably wearing a puka shell necklace, too.