This Muscle Hottie With Major Bulge Is Kicking Off Grey Sweatpants Season

September 24, 2025
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This Muscle Hottie With Major Bulge Is Kicking Off Grey Sweatpants Season

Needless to say, our Instagram suggested accounts are full of hot guys, bubble butts, and big bulges. Let's just say we can't really open up our social media in public. LOL. Our hearts skipped a beat when we came across major stud Brendon Islinger. He's a registered nurse who should be modeling in every underwear campaign known to man. This muscled hottie is close to perfection. Muscles? Check. Tattoos? Check. Big booty? Check. Big bulge? Check. Handsome face? Check. Fun personality? Check. God damn, he is hot. He is also doing his part to kick off grey sweatpants season in a major way. This Monday officially kicked off the autumn season - so cue the pumpkin spice lattes and big bulges swinging away in sweatpants. Oh, how we will miss Speedo VPLs, but oh, how we love freeballers in sweats. Sigh.

Um, our hearts literally skipped a beat when we saw this stud's post. Not only do we get a helping of glistening muscle, but we get some major VPL in those grey sweatpants. Woof!

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This gym stallion isn't just sporting the sweatpants; he's got sweat shorts going as well. Check out that chest, those biceps, those abs!

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And this hot influencer is a registered nurse? We aren't sure where, we aren't sure what field, but we are sure that are sick with something and need a sponge bath stat!

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Alrighty, let's play a counting game with this muscle guy. How many abs do you see?

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As you know, we are butt aficionados here at Fleshbot HQ. As if this stud's biceps and bulge weren't enough to catch our attention, check out that junk in the trunk. That is a fine ass! Not only is it grey sweatpants season, it's pumpkin season, and this guy brought his own patch!

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Is there any outfit this guy can wear that won't make us drool? Hot damn!

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Looks like we need to book a trip to Ocean City!

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Brendon - from us, to you. Thank you for kicking off sweatpant season. We love your big...personality.

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Men, go forth and swing that meat! It's time to take those sweatpants out of your bottom drawer and go into the world and show off. We will be watching.