Zac Efron Goes Blonde, Gets Thick, Gets Wet At the Beach: The Gays Are Undecided

September 22, 2025
ALEXANDER

Zac Efron Goes Blonde, Gets Thick, Gets Wet At the Beach: The Gays Are Undecided

Some of us gays are merciless! We go gaga over a hot studly actor, but god forbid they age a bit, or get a little thick in the middle even though many of us in the gay circle will never look half as good as these guys. Zac Efron has been in the gay crossfire for a while now. We all had inappropriate thoughts during his Disney days, loved his glow-up during his raunchy comedy days, and absolutely dropped dead when he bulked up for the Baywatch movie. Then our faction split. Some didn't like how big Zac was getting, losing his twunk and twunk status. Zac has also had some work done to his face, horrifying a large portion of us critical gays (again, while many of us have faces frozen from Botox). This weekend, pics of Zac at the beach made the rounds, and many of us had complaints.

First of all, the headlines of some of the gay media shouted that we were all going crazy for Zac's new hair (he decided to go platinum), and that we were also fainting from the sight of his bulge at the beach in a wet swimsuit. Well, everyone, calm down, we don't think that the gays really went crazy for anything. The swimsuit in question is baggy, not revealing much of anything.

Then some of the comments shifted to Zac's body. We have all seen how Zac has transformed his body to fit a role. He's an actor, that's what they do. Good for him! In their off time, is an actor not allowed to be normal and gain a few pounds? This beach version of Zac looks a little on the dad bod side, and what the hell is wrong with that? Many of us are walking around with more than extra pounds. Geez. Others called Zac's hair color a midlife crisis and a cry for attention. So what? We've been showering him with attention since day one, and we are doubtful any of us would kick him out of bed. Not that any of us would have a chance.

Here are the pics in question:

Zac Efron being a platinum blonde again might just have solved all my problems in life. pic.twitter.com/yysPLZy4sN
— zoe. (@strawbsxjonas) September 18, 2025

C'mon - who is truly complaining about this hot stuff? There was the opposite side of the argument, and many admired his dad bod. Then there were extreme posts like this that made us laugh:

pic.twitter.com/XtoyyA3Ngr
— 🔱 (@herkqlees) September 19, 2025

Here at Fleshbot Gay HQ, we appreciate the male body in all of its many shapes and sizes. We will always stan Zac. Many of us will never know the work an actor has to put their body through or the pressure of being in the spotlight. Let's review the many ways we love Zac and the way he has transformed his body.

Zac super jacked for the biopic The Iron Claw.