Ozempic Bottoms Beware!

Ozempic Bottoms Beware!

While many of us gays made fun of people rushing to get on Ozempic, there were still many of us running to get on it! This writer might be the only gay person on record who actually gained weight on Ozempic. Sigh. The struggle is real. Now that some time has passed, the health industry is able to record and report on some of the negative side effects that Ozempic can have. If you are a power bottom, gurlllll, you may not want to get on the medication. Your anus could be in danger.

The power of Ozempic is that it is supposed to dull your cravings and make you feel fuller, quicker to stop overeating. Because it is changing your digestion, side effects can include constipation, diarrhea, vomiting, and nausea. It doesn't take a genius to see how that might be detrimental to getting ready to take a big dick. A bloated bottom is not a happy bottom. All of these changes to your digestive tract will affect your stool. It's not glamorous to think about or talk about, but that is the fact. While your body might become accustomed to Ozempic, your anal activity could be unreliable if you are first starting or if you change your dose. Your stool could be harder than usual, or softer than usual. How is a bottom supposed to prepare?

Think you are cleaned out? Think again. The bloating can also lead to flatulence in the bedroom. We all know gas is a part of nature and bottoming, but it doesn't really keep the mood going. Anal leakage could also be an issue while on Ozempic. Medical experts suggest increasing fiber intake to help things flow along naturally. If that wasn't enough to consider, anal fissures could also be an increased issue due to irritation from going to the bathroom more or being constipated and pushing it. To make sure you are squeaky clean while on the medication, you might want to increase your enema or douching use.

And for all of you thick bubble butts out there - taking Ozempic means you could be losing a lot of weight quickly. Of course, this is going to affect your skin and muscle tissue. Your butt might get a little saggy, your skin a little loose. Also, the muscles in your pelvic region might be affected, so being a power bottom might be a little bit harder. Exercise and protein intake can help.

So yes, losing weight on Ozempic can mean more attention and all the big dicks wanting to jump into bed, but you might need to take it slow before bending over. The more you know.

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