Alan Ritchson Gets Steamy With Soap

September 10, 2025
ALEXANDER

Alan Ritchson Gets Steamy With Soap

Is Alan Ritchson the hottest guy on TV? Well, if he's not, he's certainly in the top. Speaking of the top, he could top us any time he wants. This impossibly muscled hunk of a stud caused another viral sensation this week when his ad for Dr. Squatch soap hit the air. Whoever is in charge of marketing over there certainly knows their stuff. Men and women are foaming at the mouth at this ad, and all of us gays are hoping he drops the soap in a sequel campaign. Smart move to have Alan sell soap since he makes us feel all kinds of dirty thoughts.

We aren't a supporter of alpha toxicity, but we do enjoy a sincere alpha energy, and this campaign has Alan doing all kinds of "manly" things. There are other manly things we can think of for him to do.

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There's a follow-up video ad where Alan professes his love for the soap. It reads like erotic ASMR and he may or may not have listened to it close to our ear with some lube on one hand.

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If you haven't been watching Alan in the TV series The Reacher, you are missing out on some major muscle butt. This studly actor isn't shy about showing off, and his buns should have their own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Imagine being on set and just seeing this stallion just walking around with those buns of steel. Check out this "nude" scene:

This is one lucky camera person to have the opportunity to focus on Alan's golden globes in all of their glory. Suns out, buns out! Woof!

Besides soap, we think Alan should be given an underwear campaign. Well, a jockstrap campaign. LOL. We would offer to do his laundry with multiple loads without a word of complaint.