Ass of America Chris Evans In A Jockstrap In New Film!

August 26, 2025
ALEXANDER

Ass of America Chris Evans In A Jockstrap In New Film!

Oh Lordy! We know that hottie Chris Evans officially earned the title of Ass of America as Captain America in The Avengers. We have been following his ass and other body parts for quite a while now. He's an ally to the community, has a hot gay brother, has had a dick pic leak, and continues to get hotter as he matures. He fulfills many of our straight guy fantasies, and we aren't ashamed to admit it. While we will miss him wearing tight Spandex in the Avengers movies, we love that he is already showing off more skin in recent movies.

His new film, Honey Don't, is the latest from Ethan Coen and stars Margaret Qualley and Aubrey Plaza. Chris plays a cult leader. A cult leader who evidently walks around in a jockstrap. The film just came out, so we don't know all the specifics. All we need to hear is Chris Evans and jockstrap, and we are interested. Thankfully, one of his fan sites on X captured some of the jockstrap moments.

Content courtesy of X: @Cevanscontents

We also get a brief, very brief, Chris Evans ass angle while he turns slightly.

Hmmm...our first thoughts? Well, while we absolutely drool over jockstraps, we aren't quite fans of this cut. It looks frumpy and baggy. We want to see the VPL! We want to see the curve! We don't think the cut of this jockstrap flatters him at all. It kind of deflates our fantasies. We are hoping he shows off more in the scene, but this is all that was captured. Sigh. We were hoping for more from the Ass of America.

We remember the scene from Chris's earlier days when his perky bubble butt was nude except for a mound of whipped cream. Remember that? Was that one of the first times we realized we were gay? Sigh. Those were the days.

And though we haven't seen full frontal from Chris, just watching him walk around shirtless on the beach, talking to another stud in a Speedo, is enough to get our hearts racing.

And then, there's the time when Chris strips down from his jeans to his boxer briefs to play a round of basketball. Check out that bouncing bulge. Woof! Is he also the Bulge of America?