Where To Put Your Cum

Where To Put Your Cum

You never know what you are going to talk about over gay brunch on Sundays. As the mimosas continue to flow, lips get looser, and the conversation always turns to sex. Here at Fleshbot Gay HQ, we never pass up the chance to talk about sex; it's our favorite thing! This past weekend, all of us gays got onto the subject of masturbation, jerking off, and where to cum. One of us at the table shared that they had to keep buying Kleenex, but didn't know why he was running out so quickly. He has bad allergies, so having Kleenex nearby is a must. Well, last week, he apparently walked in on his boyfriend jerking off into a wad of Kleenex. Mystery solved. Yes, he was horrified that his boyfriend was jerking off so much without him. Then, he was horrified that his boyfriend was using something as basic as Kleenex. That got the convo going as to what we all deposit our cum into after a hot jerkoff session. We came up with an unofficial list of cum dumps (and we don't mean your ex).

Cum Rag

The good ol' cum rag. For those of us who have matured, we know there is an item for every purpose. Once you get to a certain age, getting a cum rag is just part of life. It is a nightstand essential. A cum rag should be a small towel, handy and large enough to clean up your cum, but not so big that you get it mixed up with your face towel you use for your nightly face washing routine. You can buy a stack of small towels from Amazon for cheap. But splurge a little for the plush ones, you don't want to scrape your dick up by cleaning off with cheap material. Make sure you cum in the middle of the towel so you can fold it up and not get everything else sticky with your spunk. You should only use a cum rag for about three sessions. After that, the towel will start to stiffen and smell. Just throw it out. We were horrified to hear that one of our friends washed his cum rags with his laundry. No, boo boo, just throw it out.

Baby Wipes

If you want something disposable (like your ex), baby wipes are an easy addition to your edging sessions. They tend to be soft, have a little fragrance to them, and are easily thrown in the trash. You can also buy them everywhere. Great for travel too. For those advanced wipe users, wrap the wipe around your dick if you feel you are close to climaxing. The wetness of the wipe adds to the sensation, and it feels like you are cumming into a wet mouth or ass.

Used Underwear

If you want to kink it up, try using some used underwear. Bonus points if you smell the underwear while jerking off. Extra bonus points if the undies belong to your boyfriend or last night's hookup. There's just something naughty about using a pair of underwear that has captured the sweat and body fluids from a guy. It's erotic, it's a bit dirty, and it's all naughty. Underwear material tends to be super soft as well, adding a nice sensation to the cum session.

Socks

Want to go a bit retro? Go back to the cock sock. LOL. Here in Los Angeles, there is an event called cock sock. You literally walk around the club wearing nothing but a sock on your cock. This hails back to the day when we tried to hide our cum sessions by jerking off into a sock. Who did we think we were fooling? Well, there is a thrill in going back to yesteryear and slipping a sock over your junk and jerking off ferociously, feeling the freedom to let that cum fly, knowing that sock will capture it all. Hey, we all have those socks that lose their twin in the laundry, right?

Whatever you do, treat your dick to something better than a wad of Kleenex or bathroom paper. You're an adult now, splurge a little. Your dick will thank you!

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