John Stamos Wet Underwear Birthday Pic Going Viral

August 23, 2025
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John Stamos Wet Underwear Birthday Pic Going Viral

Man, how many years have we been getting hot over John Stamos? For many of us gays, seeing John as Uncle Jesse in Full House in tight jeans every week was the first man crush we ever had, staring at that bulge and butt and feeling all the feels, not knowing he would serve as eye candy for decades. He has aged like a fine wine, proving that older guys are just as sexy as the younger Hollywood twunks. Not only does John Stamos have a rocking body, but he has that classically handsome face that never goes out of style. He is definitely among the top of our straight guy crushes. This last week, he took to social media on his birthday to share a pic of him getting wet in the shower in nothing but black underwear. We all know what happens when underwear gets wet: you see things! Well, at age 62, his body and his bulge are doing quite well. We just wish he had really gone for it in nothing but his birthday suit. The post has gone viral, and his male and female fans are drooling.

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This California native hunk started off in sitcoms, but it was really Full House that made him a star. Hot damn, Uncle Jesse gave us a lot of material for nighttime jerk-off sessions. That floppy hair, those blue eyes, that tight body, those jeans...damn, now we need more Kleenex.

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Unfortunately, John hasn't shown much skin on camera other than in many shirtless scenes. We got our only peek at his bubble butt in the movie Knots. He totally drops his pants in front of one of his male friends. Hey, John! We want to be your friend, drop your pants in front of us! He has such a great ass, how come he hasn't shown it off more? We need more Stamos ass! Let's start a campaign.

We were elated when John joined the Ryan Murphy universe for the series Scream Queens. He showed off his maturing muscles alongside hottie Glen Powell in a steamy shower scene. Woof! We were just waiting for someone to drop the soap.