Grindr Fails: Moaners, Multiple Personalities, & Neighborly Sluts

August 19, 2025
ALEXANDER

Grindr Fails: Moaners, Multiple Personalities, & Neighborly Sluts

Sometimes we feel like a hamster in a wheel when it comes to gay dating and hooking up. Actually getting to the meeting stage sometimes seems like an impossible feat, especially with some of those crazy Grindr users out there. We have had more than our fair share of weird messages, catfishes, and ghosters. But we love looking at all the Grindr Fails! LOL. Keep them coming!

We don't mind some moaning and groaning in the bedroom. We like to know that we are hitting the right spot. But have you ever had those guys that are so loud, the neighbors down the street know what you are up to? Is that sexy or annoying? We don't go to the extreme and think that bottoms don't have any vocal rights in the bedroom, LOL.

We are surprised at the number of long-term relationships that have met on Grindr. We use Grindr for one thing, and yes, Ikea has one.

We don't want to make any assumptions that this guy is talking to a twink. Let's just say we haven't had the most educated conversations with twinks on Grindr. Read a book!

Awwww, that moment when Grindr kink meets affection. And us? We just need a cookie.

Every neighborhood has a slut. Hey, this Grindr gay gets around! Good for him. Also, what neighborhood is this that has so many guys hooking up? Our neighbors are old straight people who water the garden in dirty underwear. Sigh.

Ha ha! This next message made us laugh. Mental health is no joke, and neither is taking multiple loads. Also, why is it that some of the craziest guys are the best in bed? Although we have never hooked up with someone with multiple personalities, we are intrigued. Do they use different voices? Fuck in different positions? Inquiring minds want to know!

We are still astounded by all the discreet, DL, and in the closet guys who don't want to acknowledge each other in public, but will take their loads without any issue.

What in the holy hell is going on in this next situation? It's like a joke that went wrong. A gym, a hospital, and Korean food...oh, the amount of crazy on Grindr continues to thrill us.