Sassy & Sexy Gay Meme Monday!

August 11, 2025
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Sassy & Sexy Gay Meme Monday!

How is it Monday already??? Just a few minutes ago, we were pounding down bottomless mimosas for Sunday Funday! Uggh...the Monday struggle is real. Well, we here at Fleshbot Gay HQ don't want you to start your week with the Monday Blues. So here we are to save the day with a handful of sexy, sassy, and slutty gay memes to get you through. Gays are just funnier and sexier than the straights, we know how to meme well. This week's edition is curated by one of our faves, IG: @burlington_throat_factory Enjoy!

What is that saying, a dick a day keeps the doctor away? Or what? This first gay meme has clocked us 100%. We've been on the dance floor when all of a sudden we look over and notice that some of the gays are just going at it, regardless of who is looking. Yes, queens, let your freak flag fly!

Ok, here's another circuit party meme, and we laugh because it is 100% true. All the different kinds of gays scurrying around trying to find some action, all at some varying height of being high. We need our own National Geographic documentary!

Why didn't we have these gay sex instructional videos for us when we were growing up? These videos should be required for viewing by all before you get you are allowed to get your gay sex permit. Lube it up, and no, spit is not lube.

This gay meme hit us to the heart and literally made us laugh out loud. This creepy guy is in every friend group, especially if that friend group can't afford their own way, but this guy has a corporate investment job. LOL!

Again, this one made us laugh. Tops will talk a big game, especially in a high-pitched voice, and then drill you like a nub with no battery pack. Don't promise us a roller coaster and only give us a scooter!

This next one was our main discussion over brunch this weekend. Why do we gays insist on letting everyone know our location and then get mad when everyone comments on where we have been? Let's start a campaign where gay friends don't need to have their location on. You don't need to know where our slutty asses are all the time. We'll just see you at brunch, and be 20 minutes late, LOL.

Ok, this isn't a gay meme as much as it is a declaration. Um, look at the size of that bulge. He's putting the "big" in Big Brother, for sure!

After a few vodka sodas, don't hand us gays anything but your dicks. We literally won't know what to do with it. Don't give us control of the music unless you want to hear Abracadabra 40 times in a row.