Grindr Fails: Cake Pounders, Power Bottoms, & Mean Twinks

Grindr Fails: Cake Pounders, Power Bottoms, & Mean Twinks

Ah, that thrill of getting that "bloop" sound on your phone, knowing some hot stud has messaged you on Grindr. You start a hot chat, send some hot pics, and then BOOM, you come to find out this guy is crazy. We don't know about you, but this week has been full of odd chaps on the app. Some guys have been too pushy, some have been too vague, and some have just been downright insane. What is going on? Well, we can't be entirely put off because we do love sharing some crazy Grindr Fails. Keep them coming in!

We love this cute and subtle way of letting someone know that you are a power bottom and just want to be taken to pound town. We have heard all the baking euphemisms for a hot bubble butt - man cakes, man buns, buttered buns, the list goes on and on. Pound cake was a new one for us, though.

We don't slut shame anyone. Let your freak flag fly high, and if you are used to getting plenty of action, enjoy! We love guys who admit to their slutty power. Go forth and fornicate!

Ah, we love when Grindr brings gays together...especially power bottoms that want to unite the power of their holes for good. Bottom outreach is so important; it really builds morale and brings the community together. LOL.

When it comes to Grindr threesomes and couples, it is funny to see how quickly a partner will drop their man in order to get some hot play. Boyfriend who? Only play together what? Dropped him like a hot potato!

We think that ageism is getting better in the queer community, and then we see a message like this. Nothing makes you feel old like some gay telling you that you are too old, and you aren't even 30. Sigh. Twinks can be so mean sometimes.

Grindr love is so fleeting. It literally cums and goes. Also, if he was so in love, what was he doing on Grindr? Hmmm...

There are gay responses, and then there are gay responses. What the hell is this? A bottom so adverse to topping must be quite the bottom indeed. This response is giving us Schitt's Creek vibes. Ewwww, David!