Grindr Fails: Chipotle, Belly Buttons, & Britney

Grindr Fails: Chipotle, Belly Buttons, & Britney

Hey, Sexies! How is your Grindr game going? The summer heat has brought out the crazy in a lot of us gays, and the Grindr Fails are piling up, and we don't mind one bit! If you can't laugh at the gay dating scene, you might as well give up. We all could use a little humor right now, so keep sending these in!

We know there are a lot of fetishes out there, and we certainly don't kink shame here! But some of the strange Grindr requests really make us raise our eyebrows. Do you need to wear a condom when fucking a belly button? Also, how small of a dick must you have to make this work? We have so many questions.

Grindr has so many uses nowadays. It can also be used to trap criminals! So much drama for a chicken burrito? Imagine getting that 911 call? If you are going to steal something from Chipotle, go for the guacamole, it's like a million dollars!

Um, at what age does a twink no longer be a twink? Do you need to give up the crop tops and low credit scores when you turn 25?

This next Grindr message seems legit. LOL. Joke's on us if he shows up actually looking just like this artwork. At least he isn't lazy and just used AI. Truth be told, we have been catfished by AI. Sigh.

Can we stop promoting toxic masculinity on Grindr? Also, if you are getting down in someone's bedroom while there are other people in the house, they are gonna know you are bumping dicks.

This next fail made us laugh out loud. Either he is being funny, or he needs his gay card revoked. Leave Britney alone!

This next one also references a pop star diva. Sadly, this message really hits home for us. We just want to be in the spotlight and get more than 10 likes on our IG post! The struggle is real.

Damn, how much Grindr action is happening at Chipotle? Also, if both of the guys are in line, who is going to bottom? We know the number that Chipotle does on someone's system. Cleanup on aisle 10!

Has anyone else had something stolen by a random hookup? Sigh. At least this guy is honest. Although he could have made a bad joke and said the only thing he was gonna steal was the other guy's heart. Awwwww.

Wow, this next convo took a turn. Did someone say EBT?

Check out all of our Grindr Fails, they are a hoot!