Grindr Fails: Feet Fetish, Gloryholes, & Size Queens

June 26, 2025
ALEXANDER

Grindr Fails: Feet Fetish, Gloryholes, & Size Queens

The rising summer heat has got a lot of you gays acting crazy on Grindr! We don't know if it's the craziness of Pride season or the political chaos, but many of you are thirsty AF and sending out some pretty far-out messages. WE LOVE THEM. This column always puts a smile on our faces, and we love knowing that we aren't the only ones out there dealing with some strange messages. Keep them coming!

We have so many thoughts about this first Grindr Fail. First of all, to receive such a message first thing in the morning (check out the time stamp) is certainly a choice. Second of all, we understand gays have a foot fetish, but this is bragging on some other level. What would your response be? Um, congrats? He certainly adds another meaning to "party animal."

Why do Grindr gays continue to lie about their dick size? If we hook up, we are going to know! Burrrnnn...

We thought we'd seen it all in this column. First thought, we are glad that someone else can finally host for a change. No one seems to be able to host anymore. And we also love it when a criminal looks out for our best interests. How romantic.

We know that there are so many stereotypes for tops and bottoms out there, especially on Grindr. But a fast walker is a bottom? That's a new one for us. Why do they walk so fast? To keep a load in? Hmm...

Yep, blame it on Grindr. Sure, Jan. Although this is a better message than getting "Hey" 1,000 times.

Wow, we've heard of going through body transformations, but this Grindr change is out of this world! LOL. We don't like to age shame, but this guy aged terribly in a few minutes.

Awww, the avid gloryhole user. Many gays don't realize the risks involved in using one. Ha ha!

That moment you realize your hookup is roommates with his grandma, and that other moment when you realize you are expected to have sex in her bed. Creepy! That is one close family!