Top Muscle Men: All About the Bulge

June 6, 2025
ALEXANDER

Top Muscle Men: All About the Bulge

It has been a big week for Pride celebrations, and it continues with even more this month. What bigger way to celebrate Pride than with big muscle men with big dicks? LOL. In this edition of All About the Bulge, we celebrate major VPL, big packages, and bouncing bulges from top muscle men. Wow, we love our job. Although the cashier at the grocery store wonders why we buy 20 Kleenex boxes at a time. Here to end your week off with a bang is a slew of hot men, curated by IG: @

There's a bouncing bulge, and then there's a bouncing bulge! This guy's balls are obviously fighting the laws of gravity as they go up and down, all around, giving our eyes a workout.

Did someone say "morning wood?" You're going to want to watch this video a few times to find this muscle guy's bulge standing at full attention. He's got that alpha sexy energy we love. We'd gladly road trip with him anywhere!

There are two major poles in this next post. Why is it always the skinny guys who are the most hung? How do they anchor themselves against that big dick?

Alrighty, here is some more twunk action sporting some major bulge at the gym. Hot damn!

Check out this guy's major VPL getting all wet from his friend shooting all over him. We want to see the porn scene that happens after.

Why do we have such a thing for straight-acting guys? Sigh. This guy knows how to take care of that pussy. Meow.

Let's hear it for grey shorts! This guy's gaming has got him all riled up. Do you all think it's a real bulge?

Getting in a morning stretch is extremely important. We know what parts of this stud's body we want to stretch!

Does your bulge hang low, does it wobble to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot, can you tie it in a bow?

Summer days are coming, and so are beach bulges! This guy is clearly packing some thick meat. It makes us want a hot dog, real bad!

Not all heroes wear capes. Take, for instance, the guy who invented grey sweatpants. Woof! We love seeing that VPL bulge hang heavy.

Check out that hot curve down of this guy's dick. We know exactly how it's hanging, such a turn on!

This guy is thick all over. We love seeing a white swimsuit get all wet under the summer sun. This muscle guy knows what he is showing off, and we are gladly soaking it all in.