Grindr Fails: Breeders, Feeders, & Funerals

May 26, 2025
ALEXANDER

Grindr Fails: Breeders, Feeders, & Funerals

The days are getting warmer, the guys are getting hornier, and the messages are getting...stranger! Honestly, we could spend hours going through Grindr Fails, and, lucky for us, the gays aren't slowing down with some truly crazy messages. Keep on flirting, keep hooking up, and keep up the screenshots! Check out this edition of Grindr Fails.

Hey, some of us gays are on a strict diet. We need to know exactly what kind of carbs we put into our bodies. We also love a sassy gay, and this guy is clearly playing. We wonder if the other guy gets it. Spelling can mean the difference of a hot cum dump session, or a picnic.

We always get a little wary when a Grindr guy says they don't have social media. With all the catfishers out there, we do need to verify recent pics. This guy clearly didn't like what he saw. Ouch!

We don't like to kink shame anyone, but this initial Grindr message is a bit aggressive. Alrighty then, you calling Uber Eats then? Please consult with your doctor before beginning any new nutritional regimen, LOL.

Um, we have a few issues with this next one. Is understall action at Walmart hot or a complete "no?" Also, who logs on to Grindr at a funeral? We can't imagine what this hookup might look like.

Well, apparently, the gays will use any place or any platform for a hookup chat. But LinkedIn? That's a stretch. But hey, we like to know how career-minded our future ex-boyfriends will be, so why not? Now we want to see those chats.

Some of y'all are weird out there. We will never hookup without a pic, and we aren't so sure about the thrill of being with someone who chats about Ozempic and small dicks in the same sentence. Is it funny or weird?

Hmmm...getting messages in the early morning already gets us a little wary to begin with, but this message is a bit demanding for us, especially for someone without a profile picture. Nothing says gay marriage like pimping out your husband to strangers. True love!

We don't think the hookup app is in any danger of taking over for gay therapy. How do you go from talking to emotions to talking about, well, getting wet? And dragging Bjork into your kink? Gurrrllll!