Muscle Guys in Spandex: Things We Find Hot

May 21, 2025
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Muscle Guys in Spandex: Things We Find Hot

There are many things we find hot, and as part of our mission, bringing you the hottest of the hot men, we love doing our research. In doing so much research, our list of things we find hot has definitely grown longer than a CVS receipt. It's always a toss-up as to what we want to focus on for this column, everything we check out makes us tent our pants. So this week, we've decided to pay homage to hot muscle guys bulging in Spandex and Lycra. Seeing the outline of a bulge and the curve of a muscle ass in the shiny material is such a tease. The material is super naughty because it pretty shows off every body part while still technically wearing clothes. If we stare too long at the gym, chances are, some muscle hottie is wearing Spandex or Lycra. So here you are, plenty of guys bulging in shiny outfits. Enjoy!

Ok, this Spandex is pretty much just see-through. We don't know if we'd have the courage to ever wear that in public, but this guy clearly has the balls to do it. That jockstrap outline is so hot and he's got a nicely shaved ass.

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Is this thick stud's ass for real? That is a full shelf! This really pushes the limits of Spandex, and we aren't sure we could fit our face in between those cheeks to take a taste. That is huge! That sweat spotting is also hot, we'd love to give that ass a rub down after he works out!

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This muscle guy looks like he's smuggling two pumpkins in the back. Imagine seeing this guy just walking around wearing that outfit? How do people keep from smacking his ass as he walks by? The temptation is real!

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This guy in Spandex workout pants on the treadmill is a sight that we'd love to see regularly at our gym. Wait, are those workout pants or just plain underwear? The material is being sucked into his nicely shaped bubble butt.

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Check out this perfect view. The Spandex perfectly cups that full bulge and his ass is nicely outlined and shaped in the back. Where would we start first? Good question!

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This lean stud is so sexy. He's got some nice man cakes, and that full pouch in front is intoxicating to stare at. We'd love to help him unleash the beast!

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Ok, this next Spandex outfit might be pushing the envelope. His ass cheeks are literally hanging out, and the material in front is so shear you can see exactly how much he is packing, including some major balls. Is this too much?