Sexy Sports Guys, Bulges & All: This Week’s Gay Memes

May 6, 2025
ALEXANDER

Sexy Sports Guys, Bulges & All: This Week's Gay Memes

We've said it before, and we'll say it again, the gays just meme better. Not only do we set the bar high for social media humor, but we make it look damn sexy. In this edition of gay memes, we amp up the sexy guy part and celebrate studly sports guys, bats and balls, butts and bulges, and all! With these memes, we don't know whether to jerk off or laugh, maybe we'll do both. These memes have been curated by IG: theShadyJock. Enjoy!

What is it with all the sports guys having to grab their crotches all the time? Anytime you look, there they go, grabbing their junk! We aren't complaining, we just want to know how we can get in on that action. Need a helping hand?

This soccer stud has the bulge and the butt! Check out the perfect curvature of those man cake mounds. And talk about pretty in pink, these nylon shorts are grabbing all the right parts. We'd gladly help out with this post-game stretch.

They can move all the rainbow flags and glitter out of plain sight, but what really makes a guy gay? Sexy sports guys sweating and bulging all over the field. Woof!

Half the point of going to the gym is showing off in the locker room afterward. Noticing that hot guy glancing a little too long as you change and shower. Bending over to show your hot butt, hoping your crush will notice.

All good athletes want to be noticed by their coach, to get that special attention and private instruction. Hey, its the thing gay porn is made of!

Could soap on a rope be considered a hate crime? We think so. Every swimmer knows they need a good shower down after a session in the pool. Got to wash off every inch and bulge. The team that showers together, wins together, right?

We can make anything gay. This is actually a billboard for something sports-related. Of course, we can make it naughty and sexy without even trying.

As far as gay memes go, we feel targeted with this. But as far as sexy sports guys, this muscled wrestler is clearly packing a hot, beefy butt. We'd stare too! P.S. Is it payday yet?

How many times have we looked up hot guys from our past, just to find out they haven't aged so well? Only your gay classmates still look good. We care about aging gracefully and self-image, most of us also don't have an annoying wife and offspring to worry about. We just age better!