Grindr Fails: Foreskin, Guys on the DL, and Roleplay

May 5, 2025
ALEXANDER

Grindr Fails:

This weekend was full of odd hookup app messages. What is happening to all you gays out there? Actually, we love awkward Grindr Fails; they keep us smiling and logging on. Here to beat the Monday blues, we have some funny messages floating around between horned gays who may have the touch of the loco. Sometimes we just want to meet some of these guys who send these crazy messages to see if they are like that in real life.

Cut or uncut? How many times do we get asked this question on Grindr? What's your preference? Yay for the guys with a foreskin fetish! We aren't sure how we feel about a cut dick being referred to as a booboo. Definitely a pass!

Let's just be honest. So of y'all's Grindr chat game is terrible. Unfortunately, most of the guys who only send one-word responses typically have some really good D. We do love a little sass in our messages, though.

Awww, that moment when two red flags meet courtesy of a hookup app. How do you act when you see a hookup out and about? Do you wave with jazz hands, or do you walk on by and pretend you don't know them?

Roleplay can be a lot of fun, and we've seen this next scenario played out. But is there a safe word for texting roleplay? The anxiety is real! For some of us gay nerds out there, grades are very triggering. The only D we want is in someone's pants!

The new season of White Lotus has inspired a bunch of family-related messages. Is it creepy? Also, how do you face your cousin at the Thanksgiving Day table? Hot or not? Also, we can gather the following from this one message: he has hooked up with a family member, his eyesight is terrible, and his cousin is hot.

What is the mating call of a might gay? Is it indeed the Grindr ping? We have had many crushes on our Uber drivers, and it is frustrating not knowing what side he butters his bread. Checking a guy's response to the infamous ping is genius. Can we make it a ringtone? Does anyone still use ringtones anymore?