Grindr Fails: Debussy, Beyonce, & Seniors…What?

Grindr Fails: Debussy, Beyonce, & Seniors...What?

How was everyone's month of April on the hookup apps? Well, April Fool's Day started off with a bang, but the joke never wore off because we have gotten more than our fair share of crazy messages all you gays are sending each other. Is something in the air? LOL. Although we know that the crazies tend to be the best in bed. The struggle is real. Anywho, here's another dose of Grindr Fails that kept us laughing this week. Can any of you top these hookup red flags?

Ah, we just love classical music, it is so romantic, isn't it? We love when our Grindr tops know all the great musicians, it opens us up like a flower.

We gays speak in a different language, especially on Grindr. We also have the magic ability to switch personalities with one word.

We have no idea what in the holy hell this next guy is saying. Although stage tech guy nerds tend to be tall, lean, and hung. So maybe we do know what he is saying. Jazz hands!

We are all about removing the stigma from ageism, but when you have to check in to the visitor's desk at a senior living home, maybe that's where you draw the line?

Finding someone who is honest on Grindr is so refreshing, and yes, we've been with bottoms who will literally log on to the app mid-fuck.

When someone on the app messages us and asks us if we BB, we think they are saying bottoming and Beyonce. I mean, c'mon, right?

Who says chivalry is dead? You can find your knight in shining armor on Grindr! Who knew?

For this next one, to be fair, you just don't know anymore. Also, why would you bring Grams into the mix?

Um, we don't know if this next one is a compliment or an insult. Are we that good that you could never find better? Or are we the dud that broke the camel's back?

Wow, this next one escalated quickly! We hope the other gay isn't a size queen. Our advice? Stay off the app on April Fool's Day.

There's something to be said about a gay man who ages gracefully. But there's also something to be said for someone who can take a pounding without having a knee brace. Sigh.

We've all had those teacher/student fantasies. But damn, this professor is harsh. Do you think he'll still offer this twunk office hours?

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