The Roundest, Firmest, Man Butts Around: Man Peaches

April 21, 2025
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The Roundest, Firmest, Man Butts Around: Male Peaches of the Week

What a weekend! Some of us gays flooded Coachella, some of us gays spent it at church for Easter, and some of us fucked like rabbits in honor of the holiday. In any case, this Monday may be a bit rough for some of us out there. How many of us wanted to hit the snooze and lie our head back down on super big pillows? How about some man pillows? Let's get your week started off right with some of the roundest, firmest, man butts we found this last week. These guys know what they are packing in back, and they love showing it off just as much as we love looking. These are the Easter eggs we wanted to find hidden in our backyard.

Yes, we know there are plenty of gay underwear brands out there like Andrew Christian and JJ Malibu who push the envelope when it comes to showcasing a guy's butt and bulge. But don't underestimate the generic, JC Penny, straight man underwear. They still can showcase hot, round butts while giving us the guy next door vibes.

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If this guy is in our class, we wouldn't have dropped out of college to be an OnlyFans model.

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When hunky guys are showing off their muscle butts on the court, you just have to give your bro a hand. It's in the rulebook.

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Is it us, or are even the straight guys wearing tighter-than-tight shorts now at the gym? The watching of butts has now become a sport for everyone!

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This guy just has to know what he is showing off in the back. Is this the posing mating call of a power bottom? That bubble butt is perfectly sclutped by those shorts.

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Isn't the produce rule of them that you have to thump your melons to know if they are ripe? If this guy just came from the gym, the chances are he is the perfect blend of ripeness.