Make it WERK at Drag Brunch: How To, The Queer Way
It's Sunday Fungayyyyy! Cue up the gay brunch - the gossip, the outfits, and yes, the drag queens! Drag brunches have become the norm at just about every gay bar, and frankly, we think some of you gays are doing it wrong. Who are we to judge? But still, with everyone on the attacks on the drag community, it is time to rally for our community queens and show up! Now, gays, you need to come correct! You don't just show up at a drag brunch, there is a gay handbook for going it well while supporting these beautiful gals sweating under the sun in lashes and gowns. Here's our quick tip guide to making it WERK at drag brunch!
The Outfit
Fellow gays, going to drag brunch is the opportunity to take out that ridiculous outfit you've been too bashful to wear. Whether it's a see-through top, a crop top, bright colors and patterns, that romper, that kilt, that Powerpuff girl hoodie, that hat that says "Power Top," or those pants that you think are too tight, anything goes. This is your chance to crank up the gay and be yourself and let it all out. Don't be shy, this isn't the day for it.
Show Them the Money!
These drag brunch queens spend hours getting ready, putting their mixes together, and working on their routines, just to get all sweaty and put on an amazing show. Even the most basic queens will give it their all in the spotlight. We know times are tough, but try not to show up empty-handed. Hit up an ATM, or find the nearest ATM (most clubs have them), and come ready to tip. Even if you can only afford a dollar per queen, make it work. And if you can't tip more, you better make sure you are clapping and whooping and hollering and supporting with your attention and gay spirit. Raise the roof!
Come On Time
Part of the fun in going to a drag brunch is the pre-show time when the doors open. There's fun energy, you have time to order your food and drinks, and it's also a good opportunity to scope out the gay trade. (Post-drag brunch hookups are fun, especially after a few mimosas.) That being said, don't show up later after the show has already started. It's a big distraction and a bit rude, especially if you come in with your hungover gay posse and demand service. Also, unless there is an emergency, don't leave early. See the show through and clap it all the way home. After the show, most of the queens will hang out and continue the party. Take selfies with them, post them, and tag the show; that's a good way to support them as well.
Come Correct
Let's be honest, a large number of us show up to drag brunch a bit hungover up from the night before. For sure, continue the party, it's Sunday Fungay! But, know your limits and don't get too in your mimosas that you cause a scene, break or spill your glasses, or that you get up and try to be part of the show. Don't get too messy, you'll take the attention away from the queens, and not in a good way. Also, the queens may play and flirt with the audience, but that doesn't give you a pass to tug at or touch the performers unless they initiate it. Remember, you aren't in the show, and it isn't cute to pretend you are.
All in all, have a good time and support your queens. Once you have mastered the art of the drag brunch, it is up to you to educate your fellow gays and especially your straight girl allies who love to act up at a brunch. Sit down, girls, it is time to spotlight the real queens! Yaassss!!!!!
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