Hung Guys: Good or Bad In Bed?

Hung Guys: Good or Bad In Bed?

We rarely go on Facebook, we aren't 80-year-old guys, but still, sometimes there's some interesting stuff going on there. And today, we weren't disappointed. On a sassy page titled Gay and Fabulous, they made a simple post to start some conversation: "Facts about men with big cucumber." And man, the gays come out of the woodwork to give their opinions on whether hung guys are good or bad in bed. Tops and bottoms went to war as the page got flooded with comments. We wanted to share some of them and give our hot take.

Immediately, someone posted that hung guys are toxic AF. While this is a generalization, many came to this poster's support by agreeing. Someone (probably a hung guy) said that actually, guys with small tic-tacs were angrier because they don't have confidence in their package, but hung guys do have an amount of confidence which keeps them from being toxic. From our personal experience, we have dated big dick guys and short dick guys who have been toxic, so that fact is up for grabs.

In between the gay flirting with each other between these posts, bottoms were in major agreement that hung guys just rely on the size of their dick and don't put the effort into a good sex session, are lazy, and don't know how to move. These types of comments were liked and supported in a major way. We do have to say from our hookup history, more hung guys than not did not know how to move their hips, and many of them just kind of stood there and thrust back and forth, no game. Of course, this is just a blanket statement, but many seem to share that belief. Truth be told, even some of the hung porn stars with big name recognition aren't the most interesting to watch in a scene. Do they rely on the size of their member?

Some of the hung guys in the chat say that they are better in bed because they want to leave their bottom smiling and appreciate the fact that they can take their huge eggplant, so they will treat them better in bed and give them more attention. Can anyone support this fact?

Some bottoms say that their hung tops don't pay attention that much to them because they are being hit up by five other bottoms on Grindr, so the top feels like the grass is always greener. Big tops are seen as not being very loyal because there is so much butt out there. And many bottoms said their hung tops can't stay hard. Our gay sex advice guy Chad did talk about this in a previous post, it isn't true that just because a guy is hung that the vessels can't reach throughout the full length to make it hard, that's just a form of ED. We've been with plenty of hung guys who could keep it very hard, so we aren't so sure about this one.

A clever comment we read, "Large cucumbers are perfect for photos and videos. But for a real dinner, it all depends on the cooks and their recipes, regardless of the ingredients." Oh...food and sex, our favorite, combined in a metaphor that rings pretty true. No matter how amazing your body is, how many muscles you have, how hung you are, you really have to know how to use it.

Someone made the intimation that hung guys were dumb saying that the blood couldn't possibly rush to a big dick and a brain at the same time. That made us laugh. Well, we've been with plenty of nerds (mostly at a Star Trek convention) who were plenty big and plenty smart. So...

So what do you think? Are hung guys good or bad in bed?

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