Happy Birthday, Grindr! Here Are Some More Fails, LOL!
Get out the man cake, it's officially Grindr's birthday! The app turned 16 today. My, oh, my, has the app changed over the years. Not only did it change the way we gays connected, but it also has made a splash in the pop culture and mainstream media. Even straights know that blpppp sound. Grindr has paved the way for other hookup apps to join the market. Do we gays even meet people from real life anymore? Love or hate your experience with the app, it is here to stay, and there are plenty of advancements that the company has announced for this year. Check out our report on changes coming in 2025. In honor of Grindr's anniversary, we are sharing this week's absolute Grindr Fails. These continue to make us laugh, even if it is because there are some truly crazy people out there. Enjoy!
Hey, when your boyfriend makes the rules, he makes the rules! Because I guess when you top, you can't fall in love. That makes sense, actually, from a lot of the tops we've dated.
It is not uncommon for gays on Grindr to ask for a pic without giving one, or not be up to par facewise, but expect the other guy to be. WTF?
This next one makes us LOL majorly. A lot of gays do log on at work, sometimes we are just trying to figure out if the new intern is gay. Some of us are looking for a lunchtime romp. And some of us are just bored with spreadsheets. That makes the gays without day jobs angry if we aren't ready to hook up. Everyone, calm down! It's just a hookup!
Many of us Grindr gays do love our pop divas. And this one, even if not meant as a joke, made us smile, we might actually send them a pic of our phatty. Abracadabra!
Awww, we love it when gays are proud of their faith. We think the guy just really wanted to see your dick, though. L'chaim!
The romance that can happen on Grindr is astounding. And hey, who says barebacking isn't true love? True love, no glove. LOL.
When the new season of White Lotus gets so popular, it enters the Grindr world. Family matters!
Hey, at least he's honest! Lower your standards and get higher rewards? Is that how dating on Grindr works? Sigh.
Happy birthday, Grindr, we will be coming back for more. And gays, stay fun and stay crazy out there, we love doing this column.
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