Grindr Fails: Messy Tops, Needy Bottoms, & Lana Del Rey

Grindr Fails: Messy Tops, Needy Bottoms, & Lana Del Rey

The Grindr Fails keep pouring in! Some of y'all out there are crazy pants...and we love it! Part of the fun in the hunt for guys is some of the funny messages that gays send you out of the blue. Dating is hard, hooking up is easier, but dealing with some of the strange gays out there can be a challenge. Do the straights have to deal with crazy messages on Tinder? Enjoy this edition of Grindr Fails!

Yes, all the gays on Grindr during Super Bowl weekend were just ohhhh so funny. Truth be told, we were watching the game just for the tight pants and yes, the tight ends.

Can we say needy? This is a red flag if we've ever seen one. Pass!

What is it about Grindr men who are mentally healthy and might have some straight tendencies that makes us drop everything and race over?

If a nice message goes unnoticed, then send an explicit one, right? And did someone say nachos? LOL.

Is there such a thing as a Grindr gay who doesn't know who Lana del Rey is? Isn't that a hate crime? Can that be considered homophobic? Sigh. Of course, we did go on a date last week where the guy didn't know what Golden Girls was. Sigh, we are showing our age.

Some of the Grindr gays are just not well versed at chatting. Oh well, we aren't really hooking up guys because they are poets.

Ok, well this next guy is a bit more creative with his words. Although we aren't sure a foyer dick is going to satisfy us.

Um, we don't even know what to say about this next one. It's like an episode of Breaking Bad gone awry.

This next one, WTF? What the hell are you doing on Grindr then? Ah, yes, just "networking."

The truth shall set you free. Let your bottom flag wave proudly? And the other guy must have some great D going on to magically turn this top into a bottom.

Ok, this is Grindr fact. If the guy's room is a disaster, that means he is going to pound you into oblivion. The guys with the good D are always the guys with the worst rooms. Without fail.

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