Patrick Schwarzenegger And Theo James Showed Their Penises

February 23, 2025
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Patrick Schwarzenegger And Theo James Showed Their Penises

The third season of The White Lotus delivers yet again, with great nudity in the premiere episode. Patrick Schwarzenegger shows his penis while looking at porn in the bathroom in front of his brother. Hey, if you can’t keep it in your pants, keep it in the family.

Check out Patrick and Theo's frontal scenes (uncensored) here

Speaking of The White Lotus, season two star Theo James headlines the new Stephen King adaptation of The Monkey. People still think they saw his penis in season two of The White Lotus (he used a prosthetic) but you can catch the real deal in his lesser-known series The Time Traveler’s Wife, where he has well over a dozen nude scenes.

All Kinds of Love is Dekkoo’s latest and horniest movie. Tons, and tons, and tons of gay men go frontal to bring some verisimilitude to this tale of love and heartbreak and a surprising amount of nude yoga.

Nosferatu is now out on 4K Blu-ray, meaning everyone can get in on the vampiric fun. Check out Simon McBurney on the ground doing some crazy ritual in the buff, not to mention Bill Skarsgard’s viral prosthetic.

Finally, Jeremy Allen White became one of the biggest stars on the planet thanks to his hit series The Bear. But we remember when he was constantly nude on Shameless, delivering sixteen incredible nude scenes total!