Grindr Fails: Teacher’s Pet, Virgins, & Poets!

Grindr Fails: Teacher's Pet, Virgins, & Poets!

Well, this month just gets crazier and crazier for us gays. Not only are we being put through the ringer politically, but it is trickling down and making some of you out there nutso! Our Grindr has been blowing up with all kinds of fails, and you've been sending in a stack of them as well! LOL! No one is holding back and we love it. Get those Grindr Fails coming!

Talk about your teacher's pet! Apparently this guy needs some extra tutoring.

This next message is a bit ick. No one wants to find their first on Grindr. What an odd fantasy. But hey, we don't fetish shame anyone! And we have to give this guy kudos for his tenacity!

Awww, when gay musical theatre nerds unite over Grindr. What a lovely match. We bet they will be singing show tunes while banging!

Is this next one role-play or for real? That would make family Thanksgiving dinner a bit awkward. The family that plays together stays together? Is that the saying?

We have heard of all types of natural phenomena. But we are unfamiliar with this new term. We can't tell if we are titillated or disturbed. How can we casually introduce this term into Sunday brunch?

This poor guy is just trying to be a Grindr poet (we've seen many of them) and is being shut down. Awww, that stings. Is the art of waxing poetic lost on the hookup apps?

Sigh, we are still having masc vs fem shaming on Grindr. But two snaps and this guy turned into a power bottom!

Some of us just want to get straight to the point. Of course, it doesn't hurt to pace yourself a bit. This guy got right to the chase. Hey, it saves time, right?

We've reported on strange kinks this month, but we haven't been able to find what this fetish is called. Pencil envy?

How is it a guy can be inside you and still miss the prostate? LOL. This Grindr gay knows what's up.

What in the holy Pokemon is happening here? But we love a good bottom who knows what he's good at!

There are red flags, and then there are RED FLAGS. Also, how bad do you have to be in bed that your hookup leaves you at his own house? But apparently, this isn't the first (or last) time.

There's Pride and then there's pride. We are proud that his gay stuck up for himself, even in the face of a well-chiseled chest. Kudos!

Nothing says true love like raw dogging it! Woof!

Date night for bottoms means a cup of ice water and a salad. We do love this new term, though. We will definitely be putting McPoundin' in our vocab.

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