Soccer Bulges and Butts! Things We Find Hot
Well now that football season is over and the Super Bowl had us all looking at jockstraps in spandex pants, what are we supposed to look at now? Sigh. The struggle is real. How about the other type of football? Soccer! For those of us really into drooling over sports guys, soccer really does have some hot bulges and butts. Thick leg muscles in tiny, nylon shorts, sweaty guys falling all over each other, and bulges that fall out every now and then...what's not to love? So this week in Things We Find Hot, it's all about soccer bulges and butts! Enjoy!
Follow the bouncing bulge!
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Just look at those muscle soccer legs. Thighs that could crack walnuts!
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Gotta get that pregame stretch in! Need any help?
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Peek-a-boo, we see that soccer booty!
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We'd give anything to be that mat right now. Hot damn!
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That moment you get so excited that you stick your finger up your teammate's butt. Hey, it happens!
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We love watching a hot soccer guy who can handle his balls.
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We see that VPL!
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Is this guy even wearing underwear? We see that bulge flopping all around, untethered and ready to poke someone's eye out!
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We love the wide man spread. Two muscular legs just wide open so you can check out a guy's bulge. Woof!
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The perfect outline of this soccer guy's undies makes our hearts skip a beat.
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Grabbing your crotch is a regular thing on the field. We aren't complaining one bit.
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Is this a moment of victory or defeat? In any case, we are happy for the bulge flash!
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Sometimes you get wet on the field. And sometimes you are wearing white shorts. The perfect combo.
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The team that kisses never misses! Is that how that saying goes?
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This soccer butt is just wanting to be spanked.
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Hey there, just checking your prostate. All good!
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This guy is happy to see his fans.
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Why does this soccer guy look like most of the Grindr profile pics we see?
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This player is just getting plain cheeky!
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What sports guys are you into? Let us know!
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